may cause expansion of the heart muscle to actually give a fuck.
caution must be taken with the opposite sex as your hotness may increase dramatically.
may result in your singing voice to improve in tone & pitch.
may cause hair to become long & luscious.
potential to cause elation & charitable thoughts.
always take with chocolate.
for best result take with copious amounts of alcohol.
warning: increased virility.
this drug may give you the ability to *walk a mile in someone else's shoes.
if any of these symptoms persist, stop seeing your doctor because your life is great.